Introducing: How Not To Ask A Girl To Homecoming

It’s homecoming season, and gentlemen, you know the fear as well as I, “How do I even ask a girl to homecoming?”

Last year, my friend wrote the story “How to Ask a Girl to Homecoming.

Well I can’t help you there, but I do have plenty of experience with how not to ask a girl to homecoming. I’ve been rejected, oh, six times that I can remember. Mind that I’ve only been thought three homecoming seasons.

I’m going to exclude the names of all people involved, but every day this week I’m going to share with you, from my 100% real experiences, how not to ask a girl to homecoming.

I’m actually saving my best story for last, so don’t forget to tune in!